Donkophile Quality - Slow Play Every Time

Every time you think you have the best hand you should slow play it. Let the other person control the action. Call the bets as they come through. This is especially a good idea pre-flop if you have K's or Q's. Just limp in and see a flop. If an ace hits, you're probably still safe, but you should start betting heavy now. If people are calling you, they're probably on a draw or second pair, just keep betting.